Scrultures 2

That's right - you heard it here first, folks!  Scrultures 2, the deluxe funky epic sequel version to the hit album Schmultures 1, is releasing on all major streaming platforms this June! This highly-anticipated LP by Young BC includes 17 different songs. Each song will be paired with a respective faction of Galocyte to become said faction's new anthem; thus, they must pledge by it each morning. In fact, it's even rumored that certain releases of the vinyl will come with exclusive merch, early tour access c̸̛͉̊͂̅͋́̈́͐ǫ̵̡̣̘̦͍͋͝ḏ̷̡̼͚̝̬̾͒̉̏̓ͅé̴̬͂͝ͅs̸̨̬̮͙̈́̀̓̔̾, and more! Be sure to pre-order later this month to enter for a chance to win these exclusive goodies!*

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-Young BC

*Attempts to revolt or deny this gift from Young BC will be met with instantaneous digitization.