Nation of Galocyte

Heya, fellas! Ever since I took over, it's always been my dream to one day create a nation of my own - and that day is today!

Welcome to Galocyte! Unifying the many wavered regions of what was formally known as the Americas, this new country aims to unify as many people as possible under one supreme ruler - ME! That's right, folks - I'm now the lone ruler of two previous continents, and soon, the world will be in my grasp! Unity prevents warfare, and I'm totally against violence of the sorts (unless it's in a revolt against ME!). Now, I understand you're probably really confused about what's going on, so I'll try to break it down into the most basic of terms for your feeble minds to comprehend.

The various towns under Galocyte contain lone production and industrial rules enforced by our new secret government service, the Anonymous Surveillance Soldiers. With a plentiful quantity of Aldis throughout our nation to sell these goods for, an agricultural future is exactly what I'm looking for - and if you'd like to survive in your mortal form, then I'd hope you'd look for it as well.

Unfortunately, it seems as if some people are unhappy to live here, and thus, to make it a more enjoyable experience, we are finally dropping the highly-anticipated album, Scrultures 2, this June! That's right, friends! While many people have been anticipating this album's drop, it's finally going to drop, and trust me when I say it'll be one to l̴̢̞͖̻͍͕̲͋̄́̈́̍̽́͝ŏ̶̫͕̮̖͍̤̓̉̆̐g̵̘̯̤̿͑̽̅̈ in the history books! Pre-orders drop later this month, so make sure to nab a vinyl before they're all sold out!

Furthermore, if you plan revolts against me, I will know and will trap your soul within a digitized prison for the rest of eternity with no means of communication, nourishment, or entertainment, and your soul will forever be stuck in a place between alive and dead, not knowing what to do with itself nor what it was made for, void of any prior joy or happiness it once so merrily contained due to its initial freeness, and forever you will be stuck in an artificially generated room's corner, rethinking your choices as if you were a five year old stuck in timeout for shoving your stupid parent's "fun time toy" UP YOUR-

As I was saying, I wish not for Galocyte to be a place of dictatorship or a place of hatred, but rather a utopia of peace and tranquility for the foreseeable future. However, to maintain this peace, we need more land and more people. This expansion can only occur with your help, so God Bless Galocyte, and we hope you enjoy your eternal stay!